I am pleased to introduce a third installment of Emergency 411, the answer guide with all the answers. Today we have a handy tutorial on how to turn a bad concert into a “rockin'” one.
By now you must be asking yourself, “Gee, where does he get his ideas?” Well, that’s just gonna have to be my little secret.
Catch the first two Emergency 411 episodes after the bump.
Atomic Bomb
Call the Emergency 411 hotline for information on how to build (and detonate!) your own thermonuclear device — on the cheap.
Skydiving
Call the Emergency 411 hotline for information on what to do when falling from a plane.
3 replies on “I’m at a Shitty Concert!”
“Farther. FARTHER.”
Funny. Where’s the Farscape one?
You’ll find that bit of classic animation here:
http://www.timtoon.com/2004/10/11/farscape-boy-meets-girl/
I know it’s not easy to find anything on my labyrinthian website what with all the posts and traffic and ponies and whatnot.
i haven’t laughed this hard since i saw the infant dwarf at Gymboree