An inspired safety series

Blog | Nov. 6, 2019

I happened to catch one of a LA Metro’s “Safety begins with you” ads on streaming, and they look very familiar.

See more of the same on YouTube.

I guess someone liked my cartoons.

Simulacra explained through MS Word

Blog | Apr. 28, 2016

In the chapter Simulacra and Simulations of his Selected Writings, Jean Baudrillard offers an analysis of simulacra — a representational image without an original — which I believe can be applied to icons. In particular, Microsoft Word’s stupid save icon:

simulacra of a diskette

As Baudrillard explains:

These would be the four successive phases of the image:

  1. It is the reflection of a basic reality.
  2. It masks and perverts a basic reality.
  3. It masks the absence of a basic reality.
  4. It bears no relation to any reality whatever: it is its own pure simulacrum.

Using Baudrillard’s explanation, let’s describe the life cycle of the save icon in MS Word:

  1. Clicking this icon indicates you are saving your file to a 3.5″ floppy diskette.
  2. You are saving a file, but you’re more likely saving to an internal hard disk, and not a floppy.
  3. Floppy disks are supplanted by Zip disks, until removable media’s decline around the end of the century. No one uses floppy disks.
  4. Files are saved to hard drives, stored in the cloud, or on Dropbox. The only removable media in regular use is the USB stick. The floppy disk icon remains a symbol only of itself.

And this is how Word’s save icon became a simulacra — to represent nothing.

The making of my MFA directing application

Blog | Jan. 7, 2015

Here’s how I took a Mac SE/30, a 30-year-old impact printer, a disused VCR and some extraordinary effort to create my MFA directing application, and how nearly everything went wrong.

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The blog is dead.

Blog | Jan. 25, 2014

I’m not saying this blog, but the concept is on its way out.*

Just as Facebook will go to its long goodnight as its users go to other sites, some leaving because they just want to make pithy comments passing other peoples’ content around, share photos of their lunch, or turn the idea of a newsletter inside-out, there are better sites for all these things than one’s own blog, and each of them comes with a strength the independent blog does not: a built-in community. Unless you’re one of my five friends, or came across this site looking for an (increasingly outdated) way to customize the RSS output of a Drupal feed, then odds are you aren’t even reading this.

I’m the man in the high castle, the fool on the hill, who built a fortress around himself, and wondered why no one ever visited.

But don’t worry… as per my habit, I’m behind the times — I haven’t even listened to ArtPop yet — so I figure still has a few years left in it.

*Todd would say this sentiment itself is outmoded.

How about never?

Blog | Dec. 17, 2013

Rumors persist about the Apple TV set, this time putting the release date at sometime in 2015.

How about half-past never?

My car turned BOOBS today!

Blog | Jul. 29, 2012

Infographic SEO linkbait

Blog | Apr. 2, 2012

I got a curious email from Jen Rhee, but thankfully Tim Dobson has been there and pointed out that this email is linkbait.

Just mentioning this in case anyone else gets an email out of the blue from Jen Rhee.

When Unlimited is not unlimited

Blog | Mar. 5, 2012

Dan Frommer’s framing of the unlimited AT&T data users’ valid complaints as “whining” is so disingenuous I don’t even know where to start. Oh wait, I’ll start right here, with other “finite, constrained resources” that are given away at a truly unlimited rate:

  • Cable TV
  • Netflix/Amazon Prime
  • Buffets
  • Radio
  • High-speed internet

I feel the last one is particularly relevant. Frommer is merely an apologist for cellphone carriers’ greed. AT&T saw startups, app authors, iPhone manufacturers et al getting rich off of wireless internet, while they get pennies by providing a commodity service. But Frommer is mistaken in thinking that the telcos deserve more money because they offer something unique or valuable. They don’t. Amazon, Apple, Netflix, FourSquare and others provide the thing of value, AT&T is merely the dumb pipe it flows down, and the telcos have no more claim to the riches made on the internet than the power company can claim their electricity deserves a piece of that action. You don’t thank the road for the destination.

“Value isn’t free.”

Except when you give away an “unlimited” amount of something for a fixed price, it does tend to devalue it. AT&T thought wireless data was so worthless that they were willing to give away all of it, but now they’re welshing on that deal. Just own up to the dollar signs in your eyes rather than insult your customers.

Frommer isn’t arguing against whining so much as he’s arguing in favor of corporate greed… so I guess he’s defending whiners of another sort (or as he blatantly put it “AT&T needs to make more money” Really, ‘needs’? What happened to just providing good service?). But his defense of AT&T’s greed over its customers’ interests in beside the point. He’s having the argument he wants to have rather than the one that customers are making: that when you call something “unlimited” it should actually be, y’know, unlimited.

By way of comparison: you can call limited data plans “unlimited”, but not say that cigarettes cause cancer. AT&T, like makers of cigarettes, needs to make more money!

UPDATE: Monday Note has a great by-the-numbers breakdown of the carriers’ profit off phones subsidies. But if you want impassioned arguments over weasel words and doublespeak, you can just stay right here.

Mute is not Mute

Blog | Jan. 13, 2012

I thought it was an inconsiderate lout, but we can blame bad UI for stopping a symphony at the New York Philharmonic.

The author of the post argues, I think correctly, “for silencing everything when you mute the phone” but then Daring Fireball runs with it, making the case that mute means mute only some things.

A wrongheaded idea all around, and not only because this muddies the very meaning of the mute switch. If we lived in a world where mute on my stereo mutes everything but the vocals, mute on my TV turned off everything but the commercials, and mute on my laptop speakers muted everything but email alerts, then you might have something.

Gruber argues “thereā€™d be thousands of people oversleeping every single day because they went to bed the night before unaware that the phone was still in silent mode.” Hyperbolic to be sure, but I hear no similar plea for the thousands of calls missed because people were unaware their phone was in silent mode.

And how should users mute their alarms for “edge cases” like going to the symphony, or a movie, or a lecture, or a quiet dinner? By disabling the alarms individually? What of the “thousands of people oversleeping every single day” because they went to bed the night before forgetting they disabled their phone’s alarm?

Hmm… if only there were a simple hardware switch for turning all the phone’s sounds on or off!

The Carrot and the Stick

Blog | Jan. 10, 2012

EA leads another unpleasant trend in video games, this time requiring a separate unlock code for online play. They saw the income generated by game resellers like GameStop and decided they wanted a piece of that action. So now you if you resell your copy of Uncharted 3 (Or Battlefield 3, or Dead Space 2, or Madden), expect it to get less money for it, because the game’s next owner will have to separately purchase an online play code if they want all the functionality of the game they just bought. That is, if they’re able to play the game at all.

Which is why I’m glad to see Club Nintendo, which doesn’t punish you for reselling your games, but rewards you with stuff for registering the ones you bought new (and after filling out a survey, that is). It’s a reward system for buying new games, and I’m glad that at least Nintendo doesn’t go out of its way to cripple its own product. I just registered two of my Wii games, and am going to go back for more to see if I have enough points for those sweet Legend of Zelda posters!

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