Kindle 2: the temperature at which books burn

| Feb. 25, 2009

OK, that title doesn’t exactly make sense. I was also going to try “K2: The Book-Widowmaker”, but that’s even worse. Something something ‘books as kindling’ something something. Maybe “What are you reading for?” Well, here’s a review of the Kindle 2 from someone who doesn’t own, nor plan to buy, one. And why would I, when I already have this sweet iPhone?

Speaking of iPhone, Wired thought they’d simplify the design of the Kindle 2. Yikes. While it shows all the innovation of a giant iPhone with an extra button, it does get to the bare essentials: page left and page right. I can’t believe this design was newsworthy, since it’s just simple to the point of being simplistic, especially given the other things the Kindle can do.

Still, the omission of the keyboard does beg the question: how much typing does a person normally do in a book?

As for the utility of the actual Kindle, I would first ask myself if I read enough books in a year to make up the $360 price difference. That’s a huge initial cost — as Jon Stewart pointed out, “You mean you have to buy the books, too?” It is cool that there’s a web browser and free wireless internet out of the deal, but it seems like less a feature for the consumer than another venue for Amazon to sell you books. Why else would they give it away for free? I think of it the way Microsoft grants me an Xbox Live Silver account for free, which is an online account that only allows me to buy their downloadable content. How generous!

It also bothers me that the Kindle is a vertically integrated system. You aren’t buying a book, you’re buying software for the Kindle. Just like how the recording industry wanted you to buy your vinyl records all over again as CDs, it feels like Amazon wants to sell you your books all over again. One for your shelf, one for your Kindle. (Caveat: this from someone who buys iPhone apps and songs for Rock Band.)

Were it me, I would instead go with a netbook, since they cost about the same, have a better screen, bigger keyboard, software (they even come with a free web browser!), plus you can hack them any way you like. There’s even a great hack to put OS X on a Dell Mini 9 netbook.

Regarding the free wireless internet, you can always tether your netbook with your jailbroken iPhone, since you’re paying for that already. But that’s just the way I’d do it — instead of one slim thing to so a specific task, I’ll use three that, well… kinda/sorta fit.

Despite all this, the Kindle does fall into the Goldilocks zone for an e-book reader: it is just the right size to do something an iPhone is too small to do enjoyably and a laptop is too big to do conveniently. And that e-ink display is very pleasant to read. If it’s the right tool for the right job, then you should go for it. So have fun with your reading, I’ll be with the rest of the LA lizard scum out by the pooool!

Why are artists such insufferable writers?

| Feb. 24, 2009

The software Pastiche that renders a virtual New York city from NY-related keywords came with this baffling description:

Conceptually, Pastiche is a parallel experience of the city, a map that not only documents, but also suggests action. It is a public counterpart to the private physical architecture of the city. Its source an aggregate of individual blogs, Pastiche is a system that anyone has the ability to contribute to. It defines a new kind of public space, while both proposing an experience and inviting comparison-in the process of relating one’s own perspective to a larger collective subjectivity, one situates oneself in relation to an impromptu community, formed around the idea of New York.

Well, thank you for quantifying this description as only pertaining to the concept and not the actual work itself. Is there a version that does more than suggest action? I searched the interface, but could not find the ‘propose an experience’ button to activate the app’s claimed functionality. And as part of a comparison-invited collectively subjecting situation, I would like to propose that blah blah blah, ZZZzzzz…

Visit Pashiche‘s website and count the new media buzzwords.

Maybe I’m doing it wrong.

Blog | Feb. 20, 2009

Consumerist posted this beautifully animated short visualizing the credit crisis.

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Incidentally, I sure hope I don’t find out how insanely popular this video game reviewer is.

I removed the Facebook link

| Feb. 11, 2009

You’ll notice I removed the Facebook link on the sidebar there –>

What was I thinking linking to my Facebook page? If I didn’t know someone, I wasn’t going to friend them anyway, and I haven’t been inundated with requests as it is. So that was a stupid idea. Enough of that. If you want me, you’ll just have to find me on Google cache.