TimToon

The tooth. The tooth!

Tim — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:51:55 +0000

Blondie and David Lynch together in the ultimate Dune fan video!

iPod Shuffle Guided Tour

Tim — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:49:44 +0000

The new iPod Shuffle is now even easier to use. Control your music with just a few clicks.

Dr Who vs Father Ted

Tim — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:38:51 +0000

Leela and Dougal just don’t understand transdimensional engineering. (from “Robots of Death” and “Hell” respectively.)

UNAIRED 1985 Watchmen toy ad

Tim — Fri, 30 May 2008 04:49:57 +0000

This is a commercial for the Adrian Veidt action figure that was never aired, due to cancellation of the toy line. Found this on an old VHS. Did they ever make any of these??

Here’s my entry for the YouTube Watchmen ad contest. The best ones will get put somewhere in the background of the upcoming Watchmen movie, which is pretty exciting. Hope you like it — the winners are determined by the most number of views / highest rating, so watch early, and watch often!

Vomit Tag!!

Tim — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:20:32 +0000

I’ve been trying to lose a little weight, so my friends and I got together for a game that’s both great exercise and a clever way to hide my secret bulimia: vomit tag!

I Saw You in Captivity at a Hostel Last Summer

Tim — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:00:43 +0000

Like a billion other suckers, I made a commercial to help advertise the most ubiquitous condiment on earth.

Hmm… looking at it now, I have a feeling this entry may not even get in. But please, watch and enjoy. And rate it 5 stars as often as you can. Thanks, fifteen readers!

Also, here’s me enlightening Todd about the highly complex process of video production:
Todd: It would take a computer programmer to explain it. TimToon: Okay, let's say X is your education, and Y is your skill. Let's both assign them a value of NULL. Todd: I'm with ya so far. TimToon: Set up a while loop incrementing them until either one equals Success or you hit 32, then exit. Todd: Wow, I'm gonna kill you.

And he’d be right to! Can’t wait for this exchange to show up on bash.org!

A Quick Smoke

Tim — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 00:34:17 +0000

Sometimes it’s important to stop and smell the nicotine.

As a consumer of internet comedy, it always seemed like something was missing. Then I realized: the video just wasn’t big enough. That’s why I’m presenting my latest as 1080i high definition video. Yes, there are a lot of comedy videos online, but it seems like everybody always has the same complaint: “Sure it’s funny, but will it fill my 60″ flatscreen?”

So check out my latest video, “A Quick Smoke”, in needlessly high definition. You know, for the the HDTV you don’t have.

You can find ~~the standard-definiton version, as well as~~ a heap of other spiffy videos over at my friends’ site Weak Nights.

Farscape: Boy Meets Girl ad

Tim — Mon, 11 Oct 2004 19:00:56 +0000

I had done some editing for Farscape fans before, and I guess they liked what I did, because I was tapped to produce a commercial advertising Farscape‘s mini-series finale The Peacekeeper Wars! The fact that this commercial was funded entirely by Farscape fans through farWhat.com was an amazing display of support from the show’s fanbase. Together, fans raised over $11,000! Our 15 seconds of fame aired on FX and Cartoon Network.

See it here

Also, here’s an earlier idea I had for what to air on Cartoon Network’s [adult swim]. It only took me about ten minutes to make, but I ultimately scrapped it because, cute as it was, I figured completely ripping off the style of their bumps would be kind of a dickish thing to do.