TimToon » Emergency 411 http://www.timtoon.com The answer guide with all the answers! A cavalcade of readily-available advice of questionable merit for events both heinous and unlikely. Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:56:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Copyright © TimToon 2011 tim@timtoon.com (TimToon) tim@timtoon.com (TimToon) Comedy, Animation 1440 http://www.timtoon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/e411-rss.jpg TimToon » Emergency 411 http://www.timtoon.com/wordpress 144 144 The answer guide with all the answers. A cavalcade of readily-available advice of questionable merit for events both heinous and unlikely. TimToon TimToon tim@timtoon.com no no Emergency 411: Going Green (Corporate Edition) http://www.timtoon.com/2008/10/15/emergency-411-going-green-corporate-edition/ http://www.timtoon.com/2008/10/15/emergency-411-going-green-corporate-edition/#comments Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:13:48 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/?p=433 Saving the earth is important, but no one said you have to go broke doing it. Here are some tips for what multinational corporations, energy conglomerates and oil barons can do to save the planet… all while lining their own pockets.

This is my NINTH episode, bringing the total length of the series to nearly SIX WHOLE MINUTES(!).

]]> http://www.timtoon.com/2008/10/15/emergency-411-going-green-corporate-edition/feed/ 3 0:01:12 Saving the earth is important, but no one said you have to go broke doing it. Here are some tips for what multinational corporations, energy ... Saving the earth is important, but no one said you have to go broke doing it. Here are some tips for what multinational corporations, energy conglomerates and oil barons can do to save the planet... all while lining their own pockets. This is my NINTH episode, bringing the total length of the series to nearly SIX WHOLE MINUTES(!). Emergency 411 TimToon no no E411: I blew it out the god damn airlock. http://www.timtoon.com/2008/08/06/e411-i-blew-it-out-the-god-damn-airlock/ http://www.timtoon.com/2008/08/06/e411-i-blew-it-out-the-god-damn-airlock/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:39:56 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/2008/08/06/e411-i-blew-it-out-the-god-damn-airlock/ When you find yourself adrift in outer space without a spacesuit, the first thing to remember is don’t panic.

Seriously, it uses up your precious O2 that much faster.

I was so proud of myself for having this idea until I realized it bore a striking similarity to an episode I had already made.

Let’s see how these two compare…

  • Leaving a vessel unexpectedly
  • Falling uncontrollably
  • Scrambling for a vital piece of life-saving equipment
  • Kubrick reference
  • It’s no help at all

Maybe I should have re-watched my earlier episode concerning how to have an idea:

I assure you, the next one will be longer and more “political”.

]]> http://www.timtoon.com/2008/08/06/e411-i-blew-it-out-the-god-damn-airlock/feed/ 2 0:00:38 When you find yourself adrift in outer space without a spacesuit, the first thing to remember is don't panic. Seriously, it uses up your precious O2 ... When you find yourself adrift in outer space without a spacesuit, the first thing to remember is don't panic. Seriously, it uses up your precious O2 that much faster. I was so proud of myself for having this idea until I realized it bore a striking similarity to an episode I had already made. Let's see how these two compare... Leaving a vessel unexpectedly Falling uncontrollably Scrambling for a vital piece of life-saving equipment Kubrick reference It's no help at all Maybe I should have re-watched my earlier episode concerning how to have an idea: I assure you, the next one will be longer and more "political". Emergency 411, Video TimToon yes no Emergency 411 gives you the 411 on how to 411 http://www.timtoon.com/2008/03/31/emergency-411-gives-you-the-411-on-how-to-411/ http://www.timtoon.com/2008/03/31/emergency-411-gives-you-the-411-on-how-to-411/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:26:08 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/2008/03/31/emergency-411-gives-you-the-411-on-how-to-411/ For my MobiBio submission, I reveal how I procrastinate produce every episode of Emergency 411.

Who knew animation involved so much sleeping and goofing off? View it now, along with the rest of the E411 guides over at Mobifest.net!

]]> http://www.timtoon.com/2008/03/31/emergency-411-gives-you-the-411-on-how-to-411/feed/ 0 0:01:08 For my MobiBio submission, I reveal how I procrastinate produce every episode of Emergency 411. Who knew animation involved so much sleeping and goofing off? ... For my MobiBio submission, I reveal how I procrastinate produce every episode of Emergency 411. Who knew animation involved so much sleeping and goofing off? View it now, along with the rest of the E411 guides over at Mobifest.net! Emergency 411, Video TimToon no no Emergency 411: Finding Parking http://www.timtoon.com/2007/11/14/emergency-411-finding-parking/ http://www.timtoon.com/2007/11/14/emergency-411-finding-parking/#comments Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:38:35 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/2007/11/14/emergency-411-finding-parking/ I freely admit, I’ve got a little bit of a hangup about finding parking in LA. For this year’s Mobifest Toronto I put together a how-to of invaluable parking tips that border on the criminal — because when looking for a parking spot, it’s every motorist for himself.

Plus, I am fortunate enough that this is one of two entries of mine accepted as finalists for Mobifest Toronto! For more entries, check out my profile, or the other great submissions at mobifest.net!

]]> http://www.timtoon.com/2007/11/14/emergency-411-finding-parking/feed/ 1 0:00:58 I freely admit, I've got a little bit of a hangup about finding parking in LA. For this year's Mobifest Toronto I put together ... I freely admit, I've got a little bit of a hangup about finding parking in LA. For this year's Mobifest Toronto I put together a how-to of invaluable parking tips that border on the criminal -- because when looking for a parking spot, it's every motorist for himself. Plus, I am fortunate enough that this is one of two entries of mine accepted as finalists for Mobifest Toronto! For more entries, check out my profile, or the other great submissions at mobifest.net! Emergency 411, Video TimToon no no Emergency 411: Having a Baby http://www.timtoon.com/2007/04/28/emergency-411-having-a-baby/ http://www.timtoon.com/2007/04/28/emergency-411-having-a-baby/#comments Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:08:52 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/2007/04/28/emergency-411-having-a-baby/ I’m back with another installment of Emergency 411 — the answer guide with all the answers. In this episode, experience the joy and potential financial windfall that comes with having a baby.

Don’t let the fact that I’ve never fathered a baby have any bearing on my credentials in this matter. By now you should already know not to take my advice.

]]> http://www.timtoon.com/2007/04/28/emergency-411-having-a-baby/feed/ 0 0:00:43 I'm back with another installment of Emergency 411 -- the answer guide with all the answers. In this episode, experience the joy and potential financial ... I'm back with another installment of Emergency 411 -- the answer guide with all the answers. In this episode, experience the joy and potential financial windfall that comes with having a baby. Don't let the fact that I've never fathered a baby have any bearing on my credentials in this matter. By now you should already know not to take my advice. Emergency 411, Video TimToon no no E411: Atomic Bomb http://www.timtoon.com/2007/03/29/e411-atomic-bomb/ http://www.timtoon.com/2007/03/29/e411-atomic-bomb/#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:53:20 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/?p=1489 Information on how to build (and detonate!) your own thermonuclear device — on the cheap.

]]> http://www.timtoon.com/2007/03/29/e411-atomic-bomb/feed/ 0 0:00:48 Information on how to build (and detonate!) your own thermonuclear device -- on the cheap. Information on how to build (and detonate!) your own thermonuclear device -- on the cheap. Emergency 411, Video TimToon no no I’m at a Shitty Concert! http://www.timtoon.com/2007/03/28/im-at-a-shitty-concert/ http://www.timtoon.com/2007/03/28/im-at-a-shitty-concert/#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:25:49 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/2007/03/28/im-at-a-shitty-concert/ I am pleased to introduce a third installment of Emergency 411, the answer guide with all the answers. Today we have a handy tutorial on how to turn a bad concert into a “rockin’” one.

By now you must be asking yourself, “Gee, where does he get his ideas?” Well, that’s just gonna have to be my little secret.

Catch the first two Emergency 411 episodes after the bump.

Atomic Bomb


Call the Emergency 411 hotline for information on how to build (and detonate!) your own thermonuclear device — on the cheap.

Skydiving


Call the Emergency 411 hotline for information on what to do when falling from a plane.

]]> http://www.timtoon.com/2007/03/28/im-at-a-shitty-concert/feed/ 3 0:00:42 I am pleased to introduce a third installment of Emergency 411, the answer guide with all the answers. Today we have a handy tutorial on ... I am pleased to introduce a third installment of Emergency 411, the answer guide with all the answers. Today we have a handy tutorial on how to turn a bad concert into a "rockin'" one. By now you must be asking yourself, "Gee, where does he get his ideas?" Well, that's just gonna have to be my little secret. Catch the first two Emergency 411 episodes after the bump. Atomic Bomb Call the Emergency 411 hotline for information on how to build (and detonate!) your own thermonuclear device -- on the cheap. Skydiving Call the Emergency 411 hotline for information on what to do when falling from a plane. Emergency 411, Video TimToon yes no E411: Skydiving http://www.timtoon.com/2007/02/11/e411-skydiving/ http://www.timtoon.com/2007/02/11/e411-skydiving/#comments Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:59:39 +0000 Tim http://www.timtoon.com/?p=1482 Emergency 411 gives you the info on what to do when falling from a plane… without a parachute.

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