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The Synesthete’s Alphabet

Much has been made of Daniel Tammet, the “Brain Man” who could recite Pi to 22,000 places. How the savant achieved this feat was by picturing the digits that make up Pi’s infinite and complex string of numbers. The condition facilitating this monumental task is called synesthesia, where the mind unconsciously blends together two different sensations. In this case, it is grapheme-color synesthesia that causes his mental picture of a number (or letter) to appear as more than just an abstract numeral, as it would on a page. Instead he perceives it to have a great deal of unique, identifying characteristics. To a non-synesthete, 3 is just 3, but to him, “every number up to 10,000… has its own color, has its own shape, has its own texture.”

“For example, 289 is an ugly number, I don’t like it much.” And he’s got a point. Yellow, inky-blue and reddish-pink? Yeck, what an ugly color combination!

Though my degree of grapheme-color synesthesia is nowhere near as profound as the Brain Man’s, I’ll share the colors I associate with the letters of the alphabet, as well as the numbers 0 through 9.

A B C

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The Swiss will destroy us all!

Reader ThePete apparently pays closer attention to my sources than I do, because when reading up on the particle physicists reassuring us that no, their supercollider won’t, in fact cause the destruction of the earth, I inadvertently linked to a statement from scientists at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider at the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Long Island, and not the Swiss physicists working at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva… which means the evil Swiss may yet have designs on destroying you, me, and all the pocket calculators in the world. Yeah I know, easy mistake to make, right?

It’s a lot like the line from that famous movie, “Once again Dr. Jones, we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot collide with a stream of charged particles at near the speed of light.”

Oh, and it turns out the CERN collider won’t be in use until May of 2008 because the eggheads broke the damn thing.

Sleep tight!

Go back to bed, America

About a year ago, I had expressed some apprehension about the dangers of the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva and how the experiments it was designed to carry out could spell disaster for all the atoms that make up my body and all my stuff.

Since then, the project’s scientists have quashed suggestions that the experiment could cause the destruction of the Earth. Meaning we can all breathe easy now. Or as Homer once said (sorry, not that Homer), “I’m alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a bag of pork rinds to eat in front of the TV.

Shiva and the Case for The Big Crunch

Yes, the universe is expanding, and I’m sad to report, it’s speeding up. By this time a dozen billion years or so from now*, all the matter in the universe will be so dissipatted that each celestial body will be beyond the reach of the other’s gravity and the universe will keep expanding and cooling, until it’s nothing more than the proverbial dust in the solar wind. Enjoy it while it lasts.

*assuming you aren’t reading this in 12,000,002,007 A.D.

Why is the universe expanding and where will it all end? This deserves a longer explanation than I’m capable of, involving gravity, dark matter and the cosmological constant. But what I can do is sum up the end of the universe thusly:

Have you ever known an explosion to collapse back in on itself?

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I am the light of the world

I just had a religious experience. Or, at least as close as I’m going to get to one.

It was over a TV program called “The Sun” — a show so minor, The Science Channel doesn’t even have a web page for it. In it, Dr. Paul Scowen of Arizona State University described the simple process by which our universe went from a soup of positively-charged quanta of energy, each orbited by its own negatively-charged, smaller unit of energy, to you at this very moment reading these words. Stopping to consider that, I was reminded of just how elegant and beautiful the universe is. And it all started with a cloud of atoms.

It will sit there for thousands, and in some cases, millions of years… What you need to do to get the star formation process going is you need to kick it with something. That can be an impact on the cloud from one side by a supernova blast wave — a massive star has gone boom at the end of its life, and that sends out in all directions, very energetic compression waves that hit the gas and compresses it.

The first stars formed out of dense clouds of hydrogen. Then, when they died, their supernovas sent out shockwaves to jumpstart the creation of another generation of stars. It’s a perfectly simple method for increasing complexity in the universe, and it all runs automatically!

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My friend Todd is usually up on current technology trends, so I was excited when he sent me an article from my hometown’s very own newspaper, The Free Lance, about a new portable entertainment device! I couldn’t wait to find out more. Apparently it’s a machine called an “iPod”.

It’s a little contraption - about the size of a deck of cards - but it can almost literally put heaven and earth at your finger tips.

Almost in disbelief, I checked and re-checked, but there was no denying it: this article was dated today.

What other gems did this article offer up? It continues:

A podcast is almost like an electronic version of a magazine or radio show that people subscribe to for free. The term is a combination of the Apple MP3 player “iPod” and the word “broadcast.”

So this will be helpful if you ever need to explain what a podcast is to your grandma. To learn more about iPod, find the whole mortifying story here: Becoming Pod People

Another dimension. Another Dimension. And now that you mention, another dimension!

Rob Bryanton, for his new book, Imagining the Tenth Dimension offers up a quick Flash tutorial that takes the viewer from the first to the tenth (and final?) dimension, and the viewer’s brain from a functioning organ to complete mush: www.tenthdimension.com


…in the biggest picture possible, we could say that the 4th dimension is a line that joins the big bang to one of the possible endings to our universe.

Now entering the seventh dimension, we’re about to imagine a line that treats the sixth dimension as if it were a single point. To do that, we have to imagine all possible timelines which could’ve started from our big bang, joined to all the possible endings of our universe — a concept which we often refer to as infinity — and treat them all as a single point.

So for us, a point in the 7th dimension would be infinity — all possible timelines.”

I could understand 10 dimensions, but 11 would just be silly. Once you start tacking on extra dimensions to string theory, you start to get into the dangerous territory of “Meme-Theory”, in which the different ways of conceptualizing the known universe all start getting their own dang dimensions.

Is this meat clone-safe?

If just worrying whether your food is vegetarian, vegan, free-range, *may contain peanuts, kosher, cruelty-free and organic isn’t enough…

FDA Set to OK Food From Cloned Animals

So if you’re the type to take issue with what you should be eating, or need another conduit for your Orthorexia Nervosa, then… come ‘n get it!

He was askin’ for it!

Recently, a UCLA student who failed to bring his student ID with him to the computer lab was forcibly ejected and Tasered by University PD. Seriously. The gross disparity between the seriousness of the supposed crime and the punishment meted out at the scene alone is bad enough, but the one thing I cannot understand is the attitude of people who believe the kid was asking for it. How could that or any other number of excuses justify the police officer’s tasering of an unarmed, non-violent man, just for forgetting his ID?

First off, the student was already leaving. The police officers were the ones who grabbed him. They were the ones who escalated this confrontation, threatened him with repeated electroshocks if he didn’t comply with their orders. (Already having thousands of volts run through your body causes you to lose muscle control, so he couldn’t comply. Still, the cops attempted make the student comply 4 more times.) Let me explain: when the student was already handcuffed, they Tasered him, even through he was not a threat. How can a person hold the student responsible for his actions while simultaneously absolving the police officers of their responsibility?

Shouting at cops and being argumentative is no way to win friends with law enforcement, because it’s pretty well-known that it’s well within their power to fuck you up. And maybe that’s the problem. When they are the ones given handcuffs, a gun and a Taser, cops should know that with these comes a responsibility to use them only when appropriate. These are not tools for merely enforcing one person’s will. The role of the police officer is to protect and serve, not to terrorize and bully.The officers here certainly forgot that, and that lapse in judgment for someone given their authority is inexcusable.

When students asked these cops for their badge numbers and they responded with a threat of tasering, it’s a blatant abuse of the power they have been given. And the reaction itself speaks volumes about how they feel about accountability when they know they’ve crossed a line. If they refused to give out their badge number, they knew what they were doing was wrong and didn’t want to be held accountable for their own breach of the law.

So to the people who supported those police, would you want someone like that protecting you? Someone who can harass and electrocute you with impunity, and you unable to defend yourself?

A person who acts like that is not a peace officer, they’re a bully behind a badge.

And for the people who shrug and blithely concede that hey, the world is a fucked up place: yes it is, so long as we don’t hold these people in power to be responsible for their actions.

Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth

My first thought when reading this was that I’m not accomplishing nearly as much as I should be.

Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth

If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible right now. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.


As a sidenote, some Franco-Swiss scientists have already built a machine that could make that plan a reality.

Better start living deliberately, because it’s being switched on in a year.