I am very disappointed

Jan. 30, 2009 | Tweet | | 4 Comments

McCain ‘disappointed’ White House did not consult GOP on bailout

Oh get out with your piddling little non-confrontational words. “Disappointed” like you went to Baskin Robbins and saw they were out of America’s Birthday Cake ice cream.

Not only is disappointed a shitty word choice because it comes across with all the condescension of a scolding parent, but it does so in the most evasive, limp-dick way possible. Not McCain posits Obama is dumb, or arrogant, or going to be hopelessly lost by not consulting the GOP, but more like McCain is about ready to cry because he didn’t get picked for the cheerleading squad.

I have to admit, I’m also disappointed a douche because for a brief period in 2004 I also used that linguistic cop-out “unfortunate”. It’s an unfortunate word choice because not only is it an evasive way of not apologizing, it makes you sound like a fortune cookie.

Also, what good is it to bring the GOP in, when they unanimously voted against the stimulus package anyway?

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4 Responses to “I am very disappointed”

  1. Myles says:

    Thanks for the link to my orphaned Wikipedia stub!

  2. Tim says:

    Orphaned? You must be very disappointed by this unfortunate turn of events!

  3. SuperHappyFunTimeRoundEye says:

    I am very disappointed in the lack of Puma Man updates.

  4. Tim says:

    As you should be! Well, this site has gotten off-track. Didn’t I used to do animation or something?

    I forget.

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