Things not to do this weekend

  1. throw gasoline on a campfire
  2. ride a minibike without any brakes
  3. ride a minibike in sandals
  4. order more than five things from a diner and expect to get them all
  5. panic when there’s a wasp on your head
  6. fall climb down the side of a steep hill, instead of following the ridgeline
  7. shoot out a TV from less than 20ft. away without eye protection
  8. fire a rifle in the direction of your friends
  9. post the stupid things you did this weekend on your blog
  10. throw gasoline on a campfire

2 Responses to “Things not to do this weekend”


  1. 1 jen

    do you still have your eyes or did you type this entry with a special talking computer

  2. 2 Tim

    My friends and I are all fine, albeit a little scratched up, slightly singed, and kinda embarrassed.

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