Ralphs had a sale on soda that was to be too good to be true. Now I’m wondering why I bought 5.2 gallons of soda.

Lookout honey, ‘cuz I’m using technology.
Ralphs had a sale on soda that was to be too good to be true. Now I’m wondering why I bought 5.2 gallons of soda.

Dude, check out the yellow caps. You got yourself some kosher soda!
Well that’s going down the drain.
Actually, I’d love to get more soda with healthy, all-natural refined cane sugar in it!