If you’ve talked to me for even five minutes, then you must’ve had to sit patiently while I harangued you with unmitigated FURY over how EVERY NIGHT I have to park on the street like a common, miserable serf. Well L@@K here, I just got one less thing to bitch about:
“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain,
he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.”
I don’t know what there is left to achiece in this life once a person gets his or her own parking spot; maybe the only thing is to get a planet named after you.
And if you hadn’t yet heard of the site where I got my horrible pidgin english, then congratulations I’ve just made you a LOLot dumber.
That’s just the kick in the ass my intelligence needed to… damn, what I can say?
FUNNYZ IS HAD!
I CAN VACATION OF NEEDZ
HEADZ THINK I BROKEN
What I want to see is a LOL cat in a conversation with Yoda.
How about a “LAWL”?
If Yoda were involved, it wouldn’t be “OMG” but “GOM” instead, right?
LMAOOTFR am I!
Just think of the confusion!